TheGoldCrow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MegamanZeroGBA=D]

heh

Only reason im not blamming this is because you played those lvls pretty good.

shi-fat-loung responds:

Wow, but i was slacking off. I barely play megaman games and i called my skils shyt.

[CT: Fall of Guardia Part1]

mmmmm....

www-.newgrounds.-com-/portal-/view-/-164630

Why didn't you just rename instead of resubmiting? oh well =\
My only beef with this movie is the fights went by way to fast, everyone died in 1-3 hits. Other then that I guess it was "alright" sprite movie.
Overall: 6/10.
-GoldCrow

Vinstigator responds:

My question is, why do you care? Seriously you supposedly hate me so why would you care? Actually my other movie surpassed 5,000 views so I couldn't update it. Well I could but it would take so fuckin' long to wait. And besides I DID add a lot more to this so it's more of a special edition than anything.

Bonus features? Check
DVD-Like Menu? Check
And plus there were a couple various other changes. By the way it IS a bannable offense to post links in your reviews, just to let you know. And I'm still VERY pissed at that little stunt you pulled. You know, impersonating me. What happened to that "you stay out of my way, I'll stay out of your way deal?". You know what, I don't got time for petty little fueds...

[Funky Car III]

hmm

I normally vote fairly but this is just another attempt for you guys to steal all the weekly awards. So sorry Have to give you 0 for all those alt accounts giving you 10.

psychojester responds:

Congratulations

YOURE A NIGGER

[(2004) Help im stuck!]

Don't Lie Knox

Those so called "Dvds" had ps2 logos on them and thier is a PS2 next to the TV =P

Knox responds:

there are only 7 ps2 games on the shelf,the rest are dvds :P

[PICONJO The Epic Kiss 10]

LOL

The only Piconjo movie that survived. I am giving this a perfect because it's a miracle it survived.

YeIIowJumpsuit responds:

haha...yeah, seriously wtf?!

[FF:The New Empire Part 1]

.....

Not another FF6 animation. All of them are the same; Returners come together again to beat Kefka, exact same story as FF6 game, nothing original about it. I did liked the masking (Setzer walking behind the trees). The intro dragged out WAY to long I don't want to listen some sprite talking to himself for 2 minutes. Well atleast you didn't give all the characters 9999 HP and 999 MP like another sprite artist lol.

PS: awww you didn't include me in the 3-some :'( Or was I supposed to be Gau? =P

Tootbook responds:

Oh look its TheGoldCrow! He's so cool. I wish i had a golden penis. Yes you are gau ;)

[DailyToon12082004]

Not very funny

Only one I found a slight bit funny was the Gheyblade one. The rest I didn't laugh at all. All the daily toons are exactly the same and that's why they are unfunny to me. If you are intentionly making shitty movies atleast make them funny and diffrent :).
-GoldCrow

TheStarSyndicate responds:

different people make them, and I find them funny and different. But that's just me.

[Vince Trigger 2]

meh

Graphics: I noticed you put layars in this which is a good thing but lack of Custum animation/effects just don't give the movie an intresting look. Also the battles were WAY to slow it took the sprites to long to walk from point A to Point B.

Style: IMO you should have stoped after the first one. I don't think it was really neccesary to make more parts since you got your point across of what you think of them in the first one.

Sound: I did like the music but......look at the review I left in warfare 9 about the music, same thing here......

Violence: No blood gore or anything just sprites fighting eachother (which I don't consider violence). The only way I would give higher violence scores to a sprite movie would be if the battles are fast paced and what not.

Interactivity: No Comment

Humor: Most of your jokes were well executed but the things that hurt it's score is that it's all gay/hentai jokes again. So it really wasn't anything new. I smiled a few times at some of the jokes but most of the time I was....bleh.

Overall: 6
Vote: 3/5
-GoldCrow

Vinstigator responds:

I never intended to make a sequel but I got so many damn e-mails demanding one that I just had to do it. My voice actor is doing voices for the characters as we speak so once I add them, that will definately boost the humor big time. Anyway, thanks for the review.

[VS and PS vs Shin2k27]

hmmm...

If your attempt to diss Shin, atleast put some effort into it. And why the hell do you people use Kefka to potray Shin, it just adds to the cliche of all RPG Fanimations by always using fucking Kefka as a bad guy. You should have atleast used a capcom character to play as him.

Side note: Im not reviewing low because Shin is my firend. Im voting low because the movie just plain reaked of suckyness.
1/5
-GoldCrow

MrBigStick responds:

well, the reason i didnt' use a capcom character as shin is simple.

the only sprite that would fit is megaman, and i would have had to resize him. and by the way...
*laughs like kefka*
hyoo hyoo hyoo hoo hoo!

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 03]

Very good ;)

I really liked this. You managed to make me smile alot of times in this movie. Put a little more action in it and i'd love it even more. I look foward to your ext episode.
-GoldCrow

Cryokenetic responds:

Episode IV will include more fighting and a change of scenery! And, hopefully, more interactivity, along the vein of Episode II.