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yuck

You should have actually used the pokemon battle music instead of that stupid opening song.

Not Funny

It just wasn't funny, I can understand you being tierd after making that full length movie of yours. You put out like four klaymations in the last two weeks that wern't funny at all and this one proves it. No klaymen died in funny/stupid ways and it pretty much used the same joke throughout the whole movie.The last good movie you put out was the hotdog one. Or you maybe just running out of ideas since you have made your klaymen almost do EVERYTHING anyone can think of and it may be hard to come up with an original plot. But anyway try to bring back that ol' Knox charm you had in your movies and if you can't do that, atleast make something die in the next one.

I watched them all

That's right, I went from #1 to #56

What I liked: You managed to keep me entertained, You have lots of characters and understandable story, some slick drawn characters, voice acting in a sprite movie.

What I did not like: The fact you ripped of so much stuff, here's a list of the stuff in which you ripped ideas from.
-.hack
-DBZ
-Inuyasha
-Megaman Battle Network

Even though this rips off so much stuff keep making it, it has me a semi-fan.

Kirbopher responds:

Haven't you ever heard of a PARODY? I'm well aware that many of the those series have had some things from them used in TTA. Did it ever once cross your mind that I'm doing that to pay tribute to those series'? I hate how people keep thinking that ANYTHING that's like something else is automatically 'a ripoff'.

About time

About time someone made a drawn chrono trigger animation instead of a sprite one. The camara panning and character rotating was so perfect as well as the FBF parts. The drawings looked original instead of just copied off the the original sprites. Good job I hope to see more of your stuff in the future.

so..

I don't beileve there are stupid authors, just stupid movies. I have said this so many times it isn't funny; FF6 movies are unoriginal uselly just add on to the primiss of the original game. This one was no exeption. It was just another FF6 movie overusing Kefka's lame laugh. Add in some battles of other characters fighting each other. These kinds of movies getting a high score is basicly taking a piss on anyone who scored lower than it. Im not trying to be mean here, it's the truth, and I'm not going to lie to like your friends and say it's awesome and desearves awards.

Ever wonder why I stopped animating? I actually didn't, I still make sprite movies in fact I have made alot. I choose not to submit them because;
A. Originally making Sprite movies was just a hobby I did for fun and showed them to friends.
B. If I submited them it will look like all my stuff is the same and therefore making me look unoriginal doing the same thing over and over again. I want to learn how to script a game so atleast my sprite work can be diffrent.

Saying people who don't like sprites not to review is as bias as them leaving a bad review saying the hate sprites. Would you be complaining if all your reviews said "I love FF sprites!"? last time I checked that's a biased opinion. You should have just put "If you hate sprites be the first to watch this and vote 0, also leave bad review". Because it's inevitable they are going to watch/vote on it.
Just remember a real friend tells the truth...even though I'm not your friend, you get what I mean...

HAcoreRD responds:

That wasn't where i was aiming with the bias speech. read the 2 zero reviews where Cannibus_Clock zeroes me for no reason. What I'm trying to get across is (i know i'm guilty of it in the past) people abuse the NG vote system and are bias in reviews. Examples would be If you hate foamy you give all 0s, even though a 1 is minimum cause the movie at hand hand work put into it. We're not friends but I do listen to your words, and this isn't like 2 years ago where i was like "anyone who votes low is sprite hater" because i'm appealing to one crowd, i know this but if you love or hate sprites or love/hate me you just can't 0 a entry because of your feeling without judgng quality. Whew. there said it. ^^

I couldn't watch it

It really seemed to start out good...then I turned it off for the following reasons;

- Link does not have Matrix wall jumping abilitys
- Mixing DBZ music with Zelda was just wrong
- This made me click the X...TheLink-SuperSayin-FierceDietytransformation. All Link does is put on a mask and scream when he changes to Oni-Link....Rocks don't fly around and he doesn't sit there powering up for 2 minutes. (The dark Link could have killed him while he was sitting there.)

You do get points for decent graphics. But next time try not to make this look like some 13 year old's DBZ and Matrix meet Zelda movie.

Less Clicking

Yes I know you could click a button the keyboard to. But most usrs want to sit back, eat some chips, drink some pop, and maybe masturbait. To get the timing right so it's; not to fast, not to slow.
Read the line over and time how long it takes you to read it and add an extra second to that time for slow readers. Or you could just put in voice acting which would be better (Easy to find people on the NGBBS).

Also try to find more ways to make your episodes. Like make it interactive like what that guy who makes those Chrono Trigger Unglues things. If you are going to do the FF6 thing which is way overdone try to make it diffrent from the rest. Also try to make it make sense to people who have never played FF6 If you need an example I think I reviewed an FF6 movie I liked because it was Kefka-free. Check it out.
Anyway GL for your next episode.

Tootbook responds:

One thing i dont wanna run into is. "OMG I VOYCE AKTEUD FOOR YOO LOL, MY AWARD TUU." I'd enjoy having my own awards for once, and this is the only movie i have where i havent co-authored anyone yet. but I'll probly have favors done for me wich will result in giving up my lone win. I just dont know how to make the interactivity like that guy does in CT unglued. I think my next eppy is gonna be more comedy based, cuz my storys would rule if i had some comedy and not. "OMG JOO KILLZORD MY FAMLIZOR!" or some shit like that. I've already told you what I am probly gonna end the series with lol. I think i'm gonna hold back the "going all out thing" until part 7. I wanna learn how to animate fight scenes in my next eppy. Cuz this one was mainly about me learing AS. Thanks for the review crow. I look forward to seeing future works from ya.

-Tooth ( as you so like to put it )

NOOoooooooooOOOOOO!!!!!!

I really enjoy Star Wars spoofs, especially the ones on the new episodes.

Anyway, this was a stray in the right direction. The file size could have been greatly reduced with Mp3/Gif compression try to fix that for your work after this because I hate waiting for 5 megs to load. I don't see what made you do this, Shin was missing from online for 2 months and MoogleSlayer hardly goes on NG anymore.

I wasn't appealed by the opening scene with Darth Paper and General Moogle talking...seemed a bit to egotistcal. I liked the lightsabers in the following scene but it was a missed opportunity in some parts. You could have made Crono look like Obi-Wan (if that is who is was potraying), ya know. Give it more of the Star Wars feel. I was viewing this from a really shitty computer so I can't judge the fighting scene since when lots of things are moving it makes it lag. I'll view it from my computer later to see how it should look.

This movie redeemed itself for the re-actment of the infamous "NOOOOO" scene from Ep.3. I found it funny in every part there.

Might want to warn for spoilers next time because you spoiled the biggest part of the whole movie...lol...

Vinstigator responds:

Haha I didn't even realize the spoiler thing until you pointed out! I could've compressed the music and lowered it by a few megs, but I wanted the sound quality to be top notch. I had to reduce the "imperial march" during the talking scene just to get the file size under control.

And you should definately check out the fight scene on your computer. I took your advice about moving the camera around to make it look better. Plus it's fast-paced because the music is streamed to that scene, meaning it will never drop below 30 fps.

Well I'm glad you liked it. The Vader/Paper scene was pretty fun to make :P

LOL

Bapho pwned her

I was going to give you a nice review.....

But then you had to go an rip-off the family guy angel and devil joke. Nice job Waterman....err....Henry.

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