TheGoldCrow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy Anti-Smoke]

I don't normally call things gay...

But this was more gay then a room full of penises.

First off, yes smoking can kill you, so what, so can slipping in the shower and I don't see people stop taking showers. People who smoke have long lives anyway, nobody wants to live past 80 years old. People smoke to releve everyday stress and I hate when stupid anti-smokers push thier beilifs onto them. It's their body, let them do what ever they want to it. I hope your not one of the idiots who thinks second hand smoke can give you cancer.
(I am a non-smoker FYI)

Oh btw, I don't think the movie is gay for anti-smoking. I think it is gay and nerdy for ripping off 8-bit theater and using the crappy FF1 theme.

-Your Pal GoldCrow

IvanLythandar responds:

I have an idea, how about you try constructive critisism next time? Also I didn't rip off 8-bit theater. If you didn't notice, 8-bit theater is just a cartoon made with the sprites, and added some personalities to them. I have a single personality in there, and that was the +5 to charisma statement. Also I don't care if people smoke, I never got to pick the topic, so I'm not pushing my "beliefs" on anyone. Also, FF1 was an awsome game, and alot of people I know think it rocks. I also said that if you can't handle 8-bit graphics to just leave. You should have taken the advice.

[Teagirl]

Why is it like this

All the people with artistic potential always make these unfunny flash movies.

Overall, this movie seemed like you got a mad lib, filled it out, and animated it. Second of all you abuse every fad as if they were still funny. All your base? Chuck norris? KHAN!? What's next? in your next animation will you have the characters saying "ORLY?" "YARLY?". I know it's hard to make people now-a-days but these gay ytmnd jokes aren't going to cut it.

Next thing, your review responses. When they type something constructive you say "I'm not reading that wall of text". Then when they are short and blunt "OMGMGMG ABUSIVE IM TELLIN WAID!1111". I'm sorry but when I look at your art I feel sorry for it, since you have decent art skills, sorta like Legendary Amphibian and how he wastes his talants on "I wanna be the Simpsons" movies.

Wonchop responds:

OMGMGMG ABUSIVE IM TELLIN WAID!1111

[MMORPGs in a nutshell]

yay

found it somewhat entertaining.

[FF VI - Aftermath I]

I'll be blunt

-Plot holes
-stupid idea
-just what newgrounds needs, ANOTHER FF6 animation that the author will never finish
-I bet Kefka will come back to life (OMG ORIGINAL)
-Just plain bad

Keep in mind im insulting the movie, not you.

Blahblahboy responds:

You can have your opinion but I just want to clear some thing up. I AM planning to finish it and bringing Kefka back to life IS just stupid and original.

[FF Oblivion Chapter 5]

Pretty good

I'm not into sprite movies like this because they tend to make me a bit drowsy...anyway

This seemed more Kingdom Hearts then Final Fantasy (which I like because final fantasy plots in flash movies are almost the same). You should put voices onto the characters or atleast rip battle grunts from the game it will make it WAY more intresting to watch. I really like these, hope you make more. Oh yeah one more thing, how did Vexen make a lightning bolt, isn't his element ice?

SneakyBrothers responds:

Vexen was posessed in the previous chapter and that unknown character who posessed him can use more elemental spells than Vexen.

Thank you for reviewing.

[(2006) Klay Valentines]

nice movie

Good movie and all but what caught my attention is your profile picture. It screams "Do me a favore".

Knox responds:

i dont get it o.o

is that a bad thing?

[The Gayest Showdown]

Blown away

As I say with many other animations..."The bad reviews for this are funnier than the actual movie."

[Skittles N' Bitz 9]

©opy®ighted ©atast®ophe

Either my sense of humor broke or that just wasn't funny. Really all I saw was a bunch of popular video game characters using forced jokes that were terriable. I'm not much of fan of sprite movies anymore, I used to make them, so I know the "hard work" that goes into them. This movie uses a bunch of really simple tweens and gets a big juicy overrated score. Don't get me wrong I still watch sprite movies for fun but let me put it this way; Some guy submits a game he put months coding a drawing, only for it to be out-scored of the daily 5 by some sprite that looks like it was made in a day by some bored video game nerd pre-teen *ahem*. Having realized this I stopped making sprite movies, well atleast not submit them to newgrounds. I do give you kudos for almost replacating the DBZ voices though.

But anyway that's the way at newgrounds, put in popular characters and get popular, shit on the people who try to be original.

[F-Day2005: Wade Day: BAB]

haha

I loved the voice acting "BEER!!!!!"

[(2005) Bungee Jumping!]

Now this is a Knox movie

I thought you lost your touch with the last movies you have been putting out. This was really funny Retarded Klay people, them getting killed, the randomness, it's all good. Keep it up and make more like this one.