TheGoldCrow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon12082004]

Not very funny

Only one I found a slight bit funny was the Gheyblade one. The rest I didn't laugh at all. All the daily toons are exactly the same and that's why they are unfunny to me. If you are intentionly making shitty movies atleast make them funny and diffrent :).
-GoldCrow

TheStarSyndicate responds:

different people make them, and I find them funny and different. But that's just me.

[Zelda Short: Ganandorf]

Not that funny

Graphics: You're graphics are really great. But the character's lips did not move which made it hard to see who was saying the lines.

Style: I could hardly understand what this was about. Like Link Vs Gannondorf to Link at a boxing arena then a brick and a gun appear O_O.

Sound: so-so

Violence: I am guessing this was meant to be funny so you put no violence in.

Interactivity: none, besides play button.

Humor: I didn't find it very funny especially the cliche "Pick strong weapon or weak usless weapon" joke that I have seen 2 billion times.

Overall: 6
Vote: 3/5

[Megaman X Maverick Attack]

alright

I like how you added Sprites and Drawn animation in this movie. Look foward to next episode.
-GoldCrow

[DailyToon12052004EE]

heheh

I actually found this one to be quite entertaining, maybe because it's something about seinfeld that always makes me laugh. Probably those little intremission jingles they do. Bwo boo boo bwo boo bwo boo bwo.
-GoldCrow

[Piconjo Besitzen Sie DVD]

Good Job Guys

Pretty nice detail you in the artwork I wish I could do that. Look at all the reviews heheh "Teh Toadies" are marking all the nice reviews as abusive. Shows how mature they are.

[Vince Trigger 2]

meh

Graphics: I noticed you put layars in this which is a good thing but lack of Custum animation/effects just don't give the movie an intresting look. Also the battles were WAY to slow it took the sprites to long to walk from point A to Point B.

Style: IMO you should have stoped after the first one. I don't think it was really neccesary to make more parts since you got your point across of what you think of them in the first one.

Sound: I did like the music but......look at the review I left in warfare 9 about the music, same thing here......

Violence: No blood gore or anything just sprites fighting eachother (which I don't consider violence). The only way I would give higher violence scores to a sprite movie would be if the battles are fast paced and what not.

Interactivity: No Comment

Humor: Most of your jokes were well executed but the things that hurt it's score is that it's all gay/hentai jokes again. So it really wasn't anything new. I smiled a few times at some of the jokes but most of the time I was....bleh.

Overall: 6
Vote: 3/5
-GoldCrow

Vinstigator responds:

I never intended to make a sequel but I got so many damn e-mails demanding one that I just had to do it. My voice actor is doing voices for the characters as we speak so once I add them, that will definately boost the humor big time. Anyway, thanks for the review.

[VS and PS vs Shin2k27]

hmmm...

If your attempt to diss Shin, atleast put some effort into it. And why the hell do you people use Kefka to potray Shin, it just adds to the cliche of all RPG Fanimations by always using fucking Kefka as a bad guy. You should have atleast used a capcom character to play as him.

Side note: Im not reviewing low because Shin is my firend. Im voting low because the movie just plain reaked of suckyness.
1/5
-GoldCrow

MrBigStick responds:

well, the reason i didnt' use a capcom character as shin is simple.

the only sprite that would fit is megaman, and i would have had to resize him. and by the way...
*laughs like kefka*
hyoo hyoo hyoo hoo hoo!

[ChronoTriggerLive]

Not bad at all....

I had low expectations when this was loading. But when I watched I found it quite good. I liked the idea of killing the imps for no reason. I have one beef with this movie though, the characters were blinking WAY to fast. You should look in a mirror and time how many blinks you do a second, then take that time and put it in sprite mode but you have the right idea of making the characters blink adding more detail like that to sprite work is what makes it less boring. Anyway, good luck on any other future animations.
-GoldCrow

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 3]

After seeing the ninjer thing in epic kiss 2.....

I knew you were going to do this with Wade XD

[FF: Warfare 1]

funny fact

I actually found this better than Warfare 9 yet the score is way lower =P