hahahaha You forgot one thing
You forgot to tell us about how he payed a witch docter 150K (when he was in debt) to cast a vodoo hex curse on Stevan Spielberg for not casting Jacko as Peter Pan in the movie "Hook".
I mean who would you rather one of the most famous comedians in the world, like Robin Williams. Or some guy who would scare the kids who watched the movie and probably moloest the lost boys.
Great movie